Honorable mentions

Yes, I am a Lesbian, so I think I will give them a ride --- B.V. Charleston, TN
Eenie. Meenie. Minie. Moe, Hitch a ride for a camel toe.
If I holler let me go. I'll get out andYou'll get no camel toe. --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
Returning from Vegas, all four co-eds literally “lost their shirts.” --- B.K. Grove City, PA --- J.L. Oxnard,CA --- R.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- J.B. Arlington, WA --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- H.L. Oxnard, CA --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- M.G. Hilliards, PA --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- P.S. Oxnard,CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- R.C. Oxnard, CA