Honorable mentions

This is one way to make sure Santa Claus stops at your house.
It beats the hell out of cookies and milk !!!! --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
There is nothing better than a pine tar enema. --- B.K. Grove City, PA
--- J.B. Arlington, WA --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- A.B. York, PA --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- B.V. Charleston, TN --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- M.G. Hilliards, PA --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- H.L. Oxnard, CA --- P.S. Oxnard,CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- R.C. Oxnard, CA