Honorable mentions

Phone sex is Fantastic !!!! --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN
Stand by Bob, I may need some more quarters --- J.B. Arlington, WA
Excuse me sir. Can you help push in my stool? --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
Is that an operator from Ma Bell or Southern Bell? --- B.V. Charleston, TN
Hello? 911? I seem to be stuck to this stool. Please Help!!!! --- A.B. York, PA
--- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- M.G. Hilliards, PA --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- P.S. Oxnard,CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- R.C. Oxnard, CA