Honorable mentions

Oh shit! Hi Mom. --- B.K. Grove City, PA
Sign your resume here --- B.V. Charleston, TN
Busted! Where is your stapler? --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN
How do you like my new IN BOX? --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC
The new "Acme - Desk Pen Holder" has many functions.. --- J.B. Arlington, WA
Ok Ms. Honeycunt, now for the skills test part of your interview --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
Gives a new meaning to "From the Desk of _______" --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN
--- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- M.G. Hilliards, PA --- P.S. Oxnard,CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- R.C. Oxnard, CA