Honorable mentions

Now, that is FLEXIBLE. ! --- J.L. Midlothian,VA
What the hell are you complaining about. Now, see,
there's plenty of room between the wall and the stove --- B.K. Grove City, PA
Trying as hard as she could, Bridgett was still unable to stick her head up her ass --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
See, I have to bend over backwards to get your attention --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN
--- J.B. Arlington, WA --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- M.G. Hilliards, PA --- P.S. Oxnard,CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- R.C. Oxnard, CA --- A.B. York, PA