Honorable mentions

I'll have mine with low fat vice skim --- B.V. Charleston, TN
Fruit Loops always taste better with fresh milk!!! --- A.B. York, PA
Is that a 5 carat diamond in her belly button? --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
And now, children, we are going to learn about asses, I mean assets, I mean acids.
Now, when I touch that wet slit between her legs, watch what happens to the litmus paper. --- B.K. Grove City, PA
--- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- M.G. Hilliards, PA --- P.S. Oxnard,CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- R.C. Oxnard, CA