Honorable mentions

WTF --- B.V. Charleston, TN
Found the A, B, C spots but not the "G" --- P.S. Oxnard, CA
Geez, this $9.99 Ronco Laser Hair Remover really, really works! --- B.K. Grove City, PA
Hey MOM!!!! Have you seen my sweater fuzz remover??? --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN
--- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- M.M. Midlothian,VA --- J.B Arlington --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- S.S. Oxnard,CA --- R.C. Oxnard, CA --- A.B. York, PA --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN