Honorable mentions

Shouldn't that barn be red vice green? --- B.V. Charleston, TN Are you telling me that I have to scrap all the paint off of this friggin' barn? Damn! --- B.K. Grove City, PA Hey! Did you hear the one about the farmers daughter?... --- M.M. Midlothian,VA --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- J.B Arlington --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- R.C. Oxnard, CA --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- A.B. York, PA --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD