Pull the right one for the main chute,
pull the left one for the reserve chute --- B.V. Charleston, TN

Honorable mentions

Pull firmly to inflate! --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
#1 rule, you tug on these to hard, I will tear your nuts off... --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN
The latest in breast augmentation. Pull the ring tabs and the boobs instantly blow up to a 34F --- B.K. Grove City, PA
--- J.B Arlington --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- R.C. Oxnard, CA --- A.B. York, PA --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD