Honorable mentions

WTF! --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
The only reason to abandon ship on dry land --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN
Damn it, Cheryl! That's the last time I'll bogart a joint with you --- B.K. Grove City, PA
--- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- J.B Arlington --- R.C. Oxnard, CA --- B.V. Charleston, TN --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- A.B. York, PA --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD