Honorable mentions

This is the way I wash my breast,
Wash my breast, wash my breast.
This is the way I wash my breast,
Early on Saturday morning!
--- M.M. Midlothian,VA
Pancakes anyone? --- B.K. Grove City, PA
She doesn't appear to be seventy years old --- B.V. Charleston, TN
She can play those cards on my table any time she wants. --- P.S. Oxnard, CA
Looks like all of the FUN has left these bags --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN

--- J.B Arlington --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- R.C. Oxnard, CA --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- A.B. York, PA --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD