Honorable mentions

Nothing like an all-you-can-eat buffet! --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
Basic Concept of "Perpetual Motion" --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN
Equality of the sexes: "Guys have circle jerks. Girls have circle licks." --- B.K. Grove City, PA
--- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- J.B Arlington --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- R.C. Oxnard, CA --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- A.B. York, PA --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD