Honorable mentions

Now THAT'S a wedgie............and NOT in a good way! --- J.T. Ventura,CA
Perhaps after 12 beers, No, I'm wrong it may take 18 beers --- B.V. Charleston, TN
Obviously, she really likes corned beef and cabbage --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN
--- J.B Arlington --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- B.K. Grove City, PA --- A.B. York, PA --- R.C. Oxnard, CA --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD