"Now we don our gay apparel" Merry Christmas. --- J.B Arlington

Honorable mentions

Is the Elf on the Shelf hiding in there? --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
Nice stocking stuffers --- B.V. Charleston, TN
Dear Santa, Do I have to be NAUGHTY or NICE to get those 2 for X-mas? --- J.L. Murfreesboro, TN
--- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- B.K. Grove City, PA --- A.B. York, PA --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- H.L. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- R.C. , UT --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL