I said, Blow Job NOT Snow Job --- J.T. Ventura,CA

Honorable mentions

S&M addict stealing chains! --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
I have my chains, but my Whip is back at the Chamber --- J.B Arlington
They said, "Move south the weather is GREAT!... I am calling Bullshit --- J.L. Murfreesboro, TN
--- B.V. Charleston, TN --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- B.K. Grove City, PA --- A.B. York, PA --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- H.L. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- R.C. , UT --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL