Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard
To fetch Old Rover a bone.
And when she bends over
Old Rover will take over,
And slip her a bone of his own!
--- M.M. Midlothian,VA

Honorable mentions

Put me on the grass, This concrete is cold and rough on my pecker --- J.B Arlington
This is how Hillary treats her Secret Service Agents --- J.L. Murfreesboro, TN
--- B.V. Charleston, TN --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- A.B. York, PA --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- B.K. Grove City, PA --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- H.L. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- R.C. , UT --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- A.B. York, PA --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- J.B Arlington --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- B.K. Grove City, PA --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- H.L. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- R.C. , UT --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL