Lets go to Hawaii for our vacation this year,
he said, we can play in the mountains,
see the sights, lay on the beach,,,,
But no, here we are on the wrong side of a freaking volcano
--- J.L. Murfreesboro, TN

Honorable mentions

Left handed fister. --- M.M. Midlothian,VA "Oh, to be screwed to death like Bill" --- J.B Arlington
--- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- B.V. Charleston, TN --- R.C. , UT --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- A.B. York, PA --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- B.K. Grove City, PA --- H.L. Murfreesboro, TN --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL