Honorable mentions

This is better than Preparation "H" for putting out the burn ! --- J.B Arlington, WA
Plowing gash, or gash plowing? --- M.M. Midlothian, VA
Help!!! I have fallen and can't get up --- J.L. Murfreesboro, TN
--- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- R.C. , UT --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- H.L. Murfreesboro, TN --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- B.K. Grove City, PA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL