Honorable mentions

Warming up the biscuit --- J.L. Murfreesboro, TN
Honey, if you want to light your farts, you'll have to get closer to the flame. --- B.K. Grove City, PA
--- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- J.B Arlington, WA --- A.B. York, PA --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- R.C. , UT --- H.L. Murfreesboro, TN --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL