Honorable mentions

Oh man, do I gotta take a dump. Like right now --- B.K. Grove City, PA
Hurricane ISAIAS is scaring the shit out of me!! --- J.L. Murfreesboro, TN
She's obviously so poor she doesn't even have a pot to piss in! --- M.M. Midlothian, VA
--- S.R. Murfreesboro, TN

--- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- J.B Arlington, WA --- A.B. York, PA --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- R.C. , camarillo, CA --- H.L. Murfreesboro, TN --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL