Honorable mentions

This is no joke. She is literally chocking my chicken. --- B.K. Grove City, PA
I can't figure out why guys don't wanna go out with me. I killed the damn thing. --- S.R. Murfreesboro, TN
Honey, you're choking the wrong chicken! --- M.M. Midlothian, VA
Professional "CHICKEN CHOKER" --- J.L. Murfreesboro, TN

--- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- J.B Arlington, WA --- A.B. York, PA --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- R.C. , camarillo, CA --- H.L. Murfreesboro, TN --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- P.S. Oxnard, CA --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL