Honorable mentions

I WANT the up arrow please!!!!!!!!!!!! --- P.S. Oxnard,CA
Translation = Port of the STD - MONIZACOCKROT --- J.B Arlington
Hey buddy, wanna let this little female Portuguese man-o-war sting your rod? --- B.K. Grove City, PA
For those of you who are bilingually challenged, the sign reads "Insert here. In out, repeat --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
!!! CANHAS !!! RABACAL PORTO MONIZ = !!! Caution !!! Continue at own risk --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN
--- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- B.V. Charleston, TN --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- A.B. York, PA --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- M.G. Murfreesboro, TN --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- R.C. Oxnard, CA