Honorable mentions

Are you sure this won't hurt? --- M.M. Midlothian,VA
Allow me to fill that funnel up --- B.V. Charleston, TN
Yes, a beer douche makes me taste better --- J.B Arlington
Hey Betty-Sue.... Watch This!! --- J.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN
Girls! I'm telling' ya'! I can do a five-beer enema! No problem! --- B.K. Grove City, PA
--- D.E. Chattanooga, TN --- B.C. Sherrills Ford, NC --- A.B. York, PA --- J.L. Midlothian,VA --- J.T. Ventura,CA --- B.J. Daytona Beach, FL --- B.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- H.L. Oxnard,CA / Murfreesboro, TN --- C.B. Murfreesboro, TN --- M.G. Murfreesboro, TN --- S.S. Oxnard, CA --- C.H. Gamber, MD --- R.C. Oxnard, CA